Monday, April 18, 2005

LIFE-- SCRATCH THAT-- NO-LIFE IMITATES ART


In the grand tradition of boiled egg-eating contests gone grotesquely wrong and the fatal consequences of laying down in the middle of the road between two speeding cars comes this latest story about ordinary folks who can't understand why the real world often doesn't play the way their favorite movie does... And if it's over the top they crave, how about a Scared Straight program for these geniuses headed up by shell-shocked and pissed-off veteran Brinks drivers who've lived through an armed robbery or two?

2 comments:

blaaagh said...

Hahaha! I actually heard about this on the radio this morning, and the early morning jocks had a similar take on it. I can't help wondering if anyone was dressed up in those buttless chaps...ew.
Bruce

Alison said...

wow, just wow.

i feel bad for the other people at the movie theater who got their movie marathon cancelled, i'd be mad!